1. you can get chocolate

2. >if you love me you-ll swallow that< has real meaning in chocolate

3. chocolate satisfies even if it has gone soft

4. you can safely have chocolate when you are driving

5. you can make chocolate last as long as you have to

6. if you bit the nuts too hard the chocolate won-t mind

7. you can have chocolate even in front of your mother

8. two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called nasty names

9. the word >commitment< doesn-t scare off chocolate

10. you can have chocolate on top of your desk during working hours without upsetting your work mates

11. you can ask a stranger for chocolate without having your face slapped

12. you don-t get hairs in your mouth with chocolate

13. with chocolate there-s no need to fake it

14. chocolate doesn-t make you pregnant

15. you can have chocolate any time of the month

16. good chocolate is easy to find

17. you can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle

18. you are never too young or too old for chocolate

19. when you have chocolate it doesn-t keep your neighbours awake

20. with chocolate size doesn't matter, it-s always good