Bubbleman Venus69 The Venus 69 comes with a revolutionary new interface system and a number of enhanced options that suit the requirements of modern SCUBA-divers. - easy-to-use interface, fully intuitional keyboard - solar powered - built-in microphone and water proof cigarette lighter - 20 MB download capacity for ringing-tones and fun-displays - play your favorite videogames on a 2" color screen - receive up to 12 TV channels underwater - receive phone calls, edit and send text messages to all worldwide phone services - surf in the WWW while diving, online banking and -gaming - iTunes compatible, download and listen to 60 GB of your favorite MP3's - 43 different buttons! The Venus69 - more than a simple dive computer!!

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		Beep: Hello, you have not looked at me for more than 5 minutes!
		Beeeeep: Hey, I said look at me!
		Shriek!: What is wrong?! You dont look at me the way you used to!?
		Beep, Shriek, klonk: Who is that woman diving next to you??

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Customer comments:

But surely - you're kidding, right? Solar-powered?! That's soooo yesterday! The new models now all run on these enchanting little survival - mode - DIY wind-up-cranks, to help you stay fit and work on your upper triceps definition while using your friendly bubbleman phone, TV, computer thingie underwater! (SF) The Venus-windup-cranks are available optionally (Order No. 9387465832746)